Top 5 – Profissões do Seu Madruga
Continuando o sucesso do Top 5 aqui no Haznos vamos fazer essa semana algo inusitado. A lista não conterá produtos, e sim as profissões mais célebres do querido personagem do Chaves, o Seu Madruga.
Vamos colocar lenha na fogueira:
5 – Vendedor Ambulante
Quem não teve medo do Homem do Saco? Com o Kiko e o Chaves não foi diferente e o pior que o “Homem do Saco” era o Seu Madruga, tentando pagar um dos 14 meses de aluguel que devia.
4 – Boxeador
O homem com multi-funções ataca novamente, desta vez ensinando o Chaves a lutar boxe… o que não dá muito certo, pelo menos conseguiu levar o quarto lugar nesta super lista feita semanalmente aqui no Haznos.
3 – Advogado de Defesa
O gato do Kiko não conseguiu escapar da morte, já o Chaves conseguiu um ótimo advogado de defesa (ou não), de qualquer forma o Chaves fica livre no final do episódio ao, ligeiramente, acusar o Professor Girafales de estar olhando uma outra mulher.
2 – Toureiro
Um dos maiores investimentos de todo o seriado, um touro mecânico manual de brinquedo… enquanto a criançada brincava com a tranqueira, Seu Madruga relembrava os velhos tempos onde era toureiro, ficou na memória.
1 – Empresário de jogadores de ioiô
Sem dúvida este foi o maior emprego da vida do grande Seu Madruga, contratou profissionais do ioiô a fim de conseguir lucrar com seus dotes empresariais em cima do bem estar e entretenimento alheio. Ganha o primeiro lugar por insistência, força e dedicação.
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78 comentários para “ Top 5 – Profissões do Seu Madruga ”
Porra, e quando ele foi professor no lugar do girafalez? Ahhhh!
E vendedor ambulante?!?!?!?!?!?
CHAPÉUS… SAPATOS… OU ROUPA USADA!!!!!!!
poww seu madruga já foi de tudo um pouco
ATÉ JÁ FOI
SAPATEIRO
JOGADOR DE FUTEBOL AMERICANO
ENTRE OUTRAS Q EU NÃO LEMBRO Oo
FOTÓGRAFO!!!
“Se a foto ficar muito boa são 20 mil… se a foto ficar boa são 10 mil… mas se a foto ficar Kiko não cobro nada… agora se a foto ficar Florinta ainda devolto 10 mil.. Digo digo…”
Essa é uma das melhores profissões.
sapateiro, barbeiro fígaaro, jardineiro, professor, vendedor de churros, vendedor de balões, fotógrafo, pintor, toureiro….. e ainda dizem que ele não trabalha
Teve tantos empregos o Seu Madruga que é dificil se lembrar de todos.
Teve inclusive o episório que ele foi barbeiro que também não foi colocado
e no episódio em que ele é advogado de defesa onde ele diz que está parecido com o Pede mais um (Perry Mason)
me cago de rir!!!!!!
Gostei da lista.. Só acho que faltou o vendedor de churros, o barbeiro e o sapateiro, pois foram episódios muito bons!
Mas ficou muito boa a lista!
Pseh, faltaram os principais, como disse o Thiago. Os de churros mesmo foram muito bons, o que ele sai doido pra cagar então…
Esqueceram de que ele foi marceneiro ao construir o palco pr Festival da Boa Vizinhança.
E ainda foi diretor das peças teatrais!
barbeiro, carpinteiro, sapateiro, professor, tocador de viola, jogador de futebol americano, diretor de teatro, pintor, fotógrafo e tantas outras que isso deveria ser top 50 no mínimo!!!
A e lógico a principal e melhor de todas. A grande profissão do Seu Madruga é ser DESEMPREGADO!!! hehehe
Ele também foi o coach em futebol americano para os meninos da vila
O mais engraçado que ele sempre devia 14 meses de aluguel.. então ele sempre pagava 1 mes!
Ele tambem foi músico e ensinou (pelo menos tentou) o chaves a tocar violão >>> “Quero veer… outra veez… seus olhinhos de noite serenaaaa…” heheheee
* Advogado de Defesa (no episódio “O Julgamento do Chaves”)
* Pintor
* Sapateiro
* Carpinteiro
* Barbeiro (substituindo temporariamente o barbeiro da esquina)
* Empresário de jogadores de ioiô
* Vendedor de churros (“higiênicos churros de Dona Florinda”)
* Entregador de lenha (em uma bicicleta)
* Fotógrafo
* Babá (da sobrinha da Bruxa do 71)
* Vendedor de Balões
* Técnico de Futebol Americano
* Professor Substituto (aula sobre a caveira de “prerigo”)
* Regente de Coral
* Boxeador
* Jogador de boliche
* Eletricista
* Dramaturgo
* Diretor de peças de teatro
* Músico (Violeiro)
* Homem do Saco
* Mecânico (conserta a Brasília do Seu Barriga)
* Vendedor de tralhas
* Jardineiro
* Revendedor de bilhetes de loteria
* Lixeiro
* Professor de barquinhos de papel
* Toureiro (era conhecido como “O Rei da Muleta”)
* Depenador de frango(vivia da pena)
* Pedreiro (Seu Madruga conserta um buraco na parede de Glória, a vizinha de cima)
* Caçador de Recompensas (devolve um cachorrinho que ele mesmo ajudou a se perder)
* Leiteiro
Grande Ramón Valdez, o inesquecível SEU MADRUGA. Pra mim, de todos os personagens do seriado, o melhor, pelo jeito humano e cativante. Pena que já foi pro andar de cima. Deixou saudades!
ele tmb fes uma placa q era proibido crianças na vila. isso seria mais uma profissão??
ele tbm foi professor de musica,qdo ensinava o chaves a tocar violão!!!!!
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pecou em nao falar sobre vendedor de churros! bom post!